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Jerry Springer Drinking Game
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What you need:
A group of more than four people.
A shot glass per person.
A quarter per person.
An empty bowl or cup placed in center of table.
And don't forget, all you need is a little Jerry.
Rules:
Anytime you have had the problem the show is dealing with, chug a beer.
(Done only once at beginning of show.)
Whenever there is a beep (censored), take a shot of beer.
When there's a fight, take a shot of beer, last person to slam down glass
takes another shot.
Whenever a person gets into another fight drink the number of fights they
have been in.
Whenever they show free tickets screen, last person to put their thumb on
the table takes a shot of beer.
Whenever someone says the title of the show (i.e. "I'm Cheating On You")
take a shot of beer.
During the final thought, whenever you are confused, take a shot of beer. Be honest.
Whenever a guest comes out with a prop (i.e. flowers) take a shot of beer.
Whenever the prop is used in a fight, take a shot of beer.
Whenever they go to commercial break, last person to sink quarter in center cup takes 2 shots.
Whenever the chair person fixes the chairs, everyone stands on their chair and
screams, "I Love Jerry."
Whenever Jerry makes fun of a guest, play musical chairs. Must go more than one
seat away. Last person seated takes a shot.
Whenever you see a bouncer wearing a pink shirt, pat your head and rub your tummy.
Anytime an audience member tries to solve the problem, take a shot of beer.
If someone's wig falls off, everyone checks to make sure they still have their hair.
During the credits, if someone has a prepared rap/skit, last person to take a shot
of beer has to repeat what was said.
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