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Red Wings Drinking Game
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For all you Red Wings fans out there, this game
was created to add order to your pathetic drinking:
#drinks Event
1 Osgood makes a save
+3 Osgood makes a save on a breakaway
1 Osgood attempts to play the puck
+1 If he turns it over
+2 If the opposition scores because of it
1 A Wing delivers a solid bodycheck
+2 If it is a "mid-ice" check
+2 If the victim falls to the ice
+5 If the victim loses a helmet
+7 If the victim is out of game w/injury
2 If there is a fight
+3 If it is right off the face-off
+2 If it is Kocur
+4 If it is Yzerman or Fedorov
+3 If he picked the fight
+5 If he wins it
+5 All five skaters from each side
2 Wings score
3 Power Play
4 Shorthanded
+2 If the scorers name ends with -ov
+5 If its the playoffs
+2 If it's scored by Shanahan or Yzerman
+2 If it's Lidstrom from the point
+7 If it's scored by Osgood
2 If the puck hits a ref or linesman
1 If a player runs into a ref or linesman
+2 If the ref or linesman falls down
+5 If the player falls down but ref doesn't
1 A Wing drives the net
+2 If he runs into goalie (must be hit, not just grazed)
+3 If he knocks the net off its moorings
1 Whenever a player blocks a shot
+1 If it's Lidstrom
+2 If it's Yzerman
+5 If it's Fedorov
1 Every time a player spits on camera
? However long a player drinks from their bottle
2 An opposing player gets a game misconduct
1 Whenever a player is mentioned as part of trade or aquisition
3 An octopus is thrown on ice
1 Whenever a Little Caesar's commercial is played during game
Drain Wings win the game
x2 If it's a division rivalry
x2 Overtime
NOTE: +# represents how many additional drinks should be added to the original number.
Example: If the Wings score and it's Fedorov from Yzerman: 1+2+2=5 drinks.
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