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SIMPSONS
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Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition:
Homer:
"D'oh!" --2 sips if it's not Homer
eats donuts
drools
has an erection
Lisa:
mentions humanity
participates in another dike feminist cause
plays the sax --2 sips if one sings with her playing
Bart:
makes crank phone call --2 sips if someone dies from prank
goes to france --2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan
Grandpa Simpson:
complains
writes a complaint letter --3 sips
Marge:
hair casts a giant shadow
kisses Homer
growls at Homer
douches
Marge's sisters:
are in a scene --3 sips if they are separated
smoke --2 sips if they shootup
Flanders:
mention God --5 sips if they convert to Islam
Itchy and Scratchy:
are in a scene
one of them dies --10 sips if Scratchy sodomizes Itchy
their theme song is played
Maggie:
falls down
says something in a flash forward
urinates and excrements in her tight silk panties
one sip for the following:
a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together.
a life in hell type character is shown
someone talks to God or Allah
CARASSO is seen in Moe's tavern
(by carasso@netcom.com (RDC))
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