Directions: |
(This drink can only be made during a full moon)
Heat molasses to boil in cauldron. Gradually stir in one sack of pop rocks, while eating a popsicle. Mix in the gelatin and bathe in the mixture. Get out, pour in the rest of the pop rocks. Remove cauldron from heat and pour in the scotch, soas not to evaporate the alcohol. Pour in the beers and an old, grimy pair of dentures. Throw in an old dirty t-shirt, and stir with bloody deer foot. Pour drink into 100% pure diamond martini glass, and garnish with lock of own hair. Enjoy thoroughly! |