Radie's Oh Crap!!! drink recipe

**NOTE: You will ned a drinking funnel for this one. To make one, simply go to any store that sells supplies for your car and pick up a funnel and a clear fleiblt plastic tube that is wide enough to stick on the end of the funnel. Put these two pieces together.

First, Take the beer and pour into a funnel (Be careful not to make too much foam. Next add the Southern Comfort, Vodka, Scotch, Jack Daniels and the olive. Now place your tounge into the open end of the tube (not the part thats connected to the funnel, and be sure to make a complete seal with your tounge so that none of the drinks gets away) Now raise the funnel over your head and watch as the drink pours down the tube and stops where your tounge plugs it up. **WAIT FOR THE AIR BUBLE IN THE TUBE TO REACH THE TOP OF THE FUNNEL** Now take your tounge out of the holw and start swallowing. Let gravity do the work as you watch 24 oz. of beer and hard liquer dissapear in less than 5 seconds.

This is alot easier than it sounds, you will not throw up from drinking this fast, and everyone can do it (I've seen a girl that was 4'11", 98 lbs. do several of these) because it bypasses your gag reflex so you wont choke on it at all, it also goes down so fast that you dont taste a thing. Also these dont hit you as soon as you drink it, it takes about 5 inutes for the drunk feeling to come to you, but rest assured it will be there, just dont do so many, it is a lot of alcohol after all. -Radie