Dan The Man Collins drink recipe

Use a collins or rocks glass. Ice in 1st then the club soda. Instead of shitty lemonade I wish I could have put Tom Collins mix, so that is what u will use. Follow it with the vodka (PS don't be a cheap jew and use any vodka less than $20 a fifth). Now add the chambord which gives the berry flavor (If you want the jew of the week award u can substitute the chambord for razz vodka and just use three parts). if u are curious as to my being anti-semetic, I am when it comes to alcohol... Life is too short for cheap alcohol, around here beer is for breakfast, drink or be gone!