T's Fuckin' Punch drink recipe

In a 4 quart dish pan, mix 1 can orange juice with 3 cans of water as directed, mix with spoon until melted, and repeat with 1 can fruit punch, and 1 can pineapple juice. Pour into dishpan when juices are fully mixed. Add other condensed cans of juices without water to mixture. Mix the whole thing until its smooth without chunks. Add 1 liter of Everclear and 1 2-liter of Sprite. Mix contents. Add ice, sliced oranges and strawberries(optional).